A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.
This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.
A person from Taos, New Mexico. Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.
Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida. Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.
Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.
John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa. Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.
Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).
Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!
Spanish slang for a white person, like calling someone a honkey. Can also be used as a term of endearment for a Latino who has lighter skin, probably of Spanish descent. Güero is masculine, güera is feminine.
I saw a bunch of güeros in Santa Fe the other day. They were all talking about art and shit. Pinche gringos.
Spanish word that means a little old lady.
I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.