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A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

Fixing something that has been fucked up by a stupid mistake.

hey Jonny, you misspelt every word in your reports. I’ll unfuck it for you.

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

a polite way to tell a dumbass to fuck off.

You made a dumb mistake, and you want my help fixing it? You’re so pretty.

A person who is completely incapable of doing anything right. A complete fuck up.

That fuck face joe biden is plain damn dumb.