Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.

"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"

by El Cholo June 03, 2004

blazin squad

bunch of phallaic whiteboys expouting
6 year old rhymes over playground beats exploiting pre-penetration Immature silly little girls on paperrounds.
Excrutiatingly embarrassing numbnuts Insulting real street music, hollow psuedo bad byoy hip pop bragging about how dangerous they are,this shit makes Ja rule sound like Busta Rymes. With all the talent of a spunked on tissue-utterly without redemption. Any hysterical bint disagreeing-It Is a democracy granted, but before humiliating yourself further please hear Nas, Roots, Jurassic 5, gangstarr etc etc avoid this colon coil.

"one question blazin squad?
Is there a God?
answer me you f'kin nimrod,
hate these boyband bellends,
what Im planning takes months to mend,
how many? 10?, no problem not with my samuri friend"

by El Cholo February 02, 2004

cowin

West Midland term for not very good:
opposite of crackin.

"raining again ay It?"
"Ar, Its cowin out here"

by El Cholo February 02, 2004

special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

by El Cholo February 04, 2004

jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

by El Cholo March 04, 2004

El Cholo

Hispanic translated to mean-The Kid

Whats this dagos name?

by El Cholo April 19, 2004

snide

Stolen/counterfit, sold outside jobcentre, magistrates or outta some bastads boot.

"Those bensons you sold me were they snide?"
"yemman"
"taste like shit, gimme my dollars back".

by El Cholo March 04, 2004