Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

DSM

Down syndrome monkey

I made out with a guy he looked like a down syndrome monkey

by Elle May 17, 2004

dufiss

Alternate spelling of dufus, doofus, etc.
To be an idiot, stupid.

What a dufiss.
You can educate a retard, but no one can help a dufiss.

by Elle January 27, 2005

letterhead

a woman's breasts...usually big 'uns

Holy shit, that chick's got a nice letterhead.

by Elle March 31, 2005

dickwad

a lying bastard

a horrible person

by Elle August 19, 2003

dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.

"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"

by elle February 21, 2005

friendster

How to make the loser in high school feel loved and socially accepted.

Wow, I linked myself to Mac and Lydia on friendster and whatdayya know now I have 71,943 instafriends.

by Elle November 23, 2003

geek

Someone who spends a lot of time on the computer, watching sci-fi, reading fanasty but DOES have an actual life. Not to be confused with a NERD who also does these things but does NOT have a life. Nor to be confused with a DORK, whom both the geeks & the nerds beat up.

Someday Mr.Gates wishes to be a geek instead of a dork posing as a nerd.

by eLLe December 29, 2004