Country Dictionary

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

A spinning Retard; or a rotating retard, used to express something more retarded than just a retard.

You are a rotard

The forbidden name that I may not say under pain of being attacked by Tunks. Not really much pain there then. :p It's her pet name for Nimrod dontcha know.

"hahaha, dormin!" *Tunks kicks me in the nuts*

1. A slang term for crutches 2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks" 2. "Man, I just broke your TV" "cripplesticks"

A creature notorious for being very horny/frisky.

Wow, that guy's a Garg!

Slang term for a wordcondom/word.

Fucksocks remove all sexual stimulation.

1. All gothy and sexy like. 2. A stealer of towels.

1. "Ooh, she looks very gothy." "Yes, quite the Vampi" 2. "Oi, you took my towel you vampi!"