A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.
Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian? Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual
What retarded light skin 13 year old boys that listen to lil peep and juice wrld call you when their bitmoji is wearing sunglasses and a beanie.
“StFu eMo dEpReSsEd bItCh gO kYs”
Something that I am turning into ever since I started listening to My Chemical Romance
The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down. On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate The start of a day when we put on our face A mask that portrays that we don't need grace On the eve of a day that is bigger than us But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead Desperately yelling, there's something we need I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime I'm afraid to tell you who I adore Won't tell you who I'm singing towards Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four