A fork of Rural Dictionary
The shameful experience of being molested by an "entertainer" who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he's a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately Jimmy Saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper
"What the fucks wrong Colin, you look perturbed"
" I just got bunglemawled"
The resultant mess left in the bog after a violent bowel explosion
God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy
the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,
My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse
An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump
The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home
I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror
Absolute nonsense, utter tripe. Meaningless drivel often associated with being off yer trumpet
Bernie was talking a right load of cobblespange. Fuck knows what it was about. He needs to stay off the glue