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Scooby snack

Scooby snack is a type of food for the character Scooby doo in the show “scooby doo” but me and my 2 big brother would usually cut pieces of a grilled chesse and would call it a Scooby snack

My brother: want a scoooby snack? *Me demolishing the Scooby snack like a beast*

by Epicgamer33 July 02, 2022

Adam Sandler

One of the most amazing actors of this generation. He’s been in such award winning movies such as grown ups, pixels, waterboy and umm idk grown ups 2? People hate on this guy for no reason at all, while they hate on Adam, siting on there couch eating a bunch of chips in the side, Adam Sandler is stealing bitches left and right and also banged you’re mom. Some people say Punch-Drunk Love is a amazing film because of Adam Sandler but I saw no fart jokes so it’s not a good movie

RussianPig (guy who also talked about Adam Sandler) : what’s that one movie with Adam Sandler farting on a guy in the face Me: oh that the movie “Click” RussianPig: oh ok

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Joe mama

A word that NO LIFE FUCKING BAND KIDS USE!!! If you use joe mama, you have no friends and you make everyone quiet I. The room when making a joke

Band kid: yo know who joe? Normal human being: what… (this shit is annoying) Band kid: JOE MAMA!! Normal human being: bro you don’t have a MAMA or a dad Band kid: oh… well you… um… joe- Normal human being: shut the fuck up and get a life

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022

Dylan

If you have the name Dylan. You are either a little ass fortnite kid who can’t make a DANM joke. Or a fat fuck who talks about Naruto and is fucking cringey as shit. Dylan is a terrible name (in my opinion). The name “Dylan” just reminds me of a cringey, annoying, screechy little fortnite kid who makes the whole room quite when he makes a joke. But 15% of the time, Dylan’s are pretty cool

Dylan: OMG GUYS AMONG US!!! Me: ….. Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch* Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto? Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Christmas

Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas

Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas! Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight Person 2: :(

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021