Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Quarterback

A white person of American origin. Originally all quarterback where white, back when football originated. Doug Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most super bowl winning quarterbacks are played by a white person.

Bart Starr was first white quarterback to win the first Super Bowl for the Green Bay Packers

Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most Super Bowls winning quarterbacks are white

Hey Quarterback get your butt back in the game.

Can a quarterback get some help around here or what.

by Equal crack December 27, 2015

Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack September 26, 2016

Cornerback

White person or US American citizen who trafficks drugs and negotiates with Mexican cartels.

The Mexican cartels sometimes use a cornerback (US born citizen)to traffic narcotics into America. Corners or cornerbacks are useful dealers because they live in the USA.

by Equal crack July 27, 2015

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack September 25, 2016

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack September 25, 2016

Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.

- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.

by Equal crack January 02, 2016

mudback

The same as redneck or hick. A person that likes to get his truck muddy by going off the roads into the backwoods.

I like to get my truck muddy every weekend, I guess you could say I'm a mudback.

Can a mudback get a beer around here.

What's up my mudback.

Did you go mud backing this weekend, I'm just saying because your truck is all muddy.

by Equal crack January 26, 2016