Country Dictionary

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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack September 26, 2016

phucka

Same meaning as the fucker but less vulgar and less degrading or derogatory. Having fun with out rudeness. Equality. Space and time. Not forced.

1. You little phucka, next time I'm going to win the next round.
2. Tonight we're going to have a phucka of a good time. We're going to party like phuckas.
3. That's a phucka long way from here, its a phucka of a distanc to travel.
4. Your such a fair person. Your a good phucka.

by Equal crack August 03, 2015

great coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.

by Equal crack September 25, 2016

great coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.

by Equal crack September 25, 2016

Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 04, 2016

crack a smile

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.

You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.

by Equal crack August 03, 2015

Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.

- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.

by Equal crack December 28, 2015