A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (Canned Soup, with spaghetti shaped in letters). Comforting metaphoric term, the canned soup is a nostalgic reflection upon the uncertain nature of a prospective relationship/ partner; -(who is) impredictable, unreliable, unsettled; -emotionally unstable or overall chaotic. Similar to "like a box-of-chocolates" - nature of life. 2. irrelevant answer to a general open question.
-you do have an oppinion on her. You said she's Alphabet Soup. -yeah, you can't tell what she feels for you today, or maybe she wakes up tomorrow and likes you. 2. - You can for exemple ask her "how are you today?" And all he/she'll tell you, is : "Y". That is also Alphabet Soup. It doesn't make any sense talking to them.
A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds. A former call center agent. Anyone who has survived a call center job. Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.
- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say? -do you like it? -totally -call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...