A fork of Rural Dictionary
Going to the toilet without your smartphone. As you used to in 1999.
I'll be fast, don't worry, I'm gonna pottie like it's 1999.
Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.
I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!
What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.
That article was so good I got crustybutt.