A fork of Rural Dictionary
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.
A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass. Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.
There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.
To mimic someone's sexual moans, as Dustin Hoffman does to Tom Cruise in the movie "Rain Man."
We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.
A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.
"I love Macklemore. He's so talented." "No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."