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walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?" Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?" Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!" Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?" Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now! Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010