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onion boy syndrome

When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.

Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.

nervous

A type of fear that makes a person tense, often trembling or being very jittery, and awkward.

"It's okay, Yoko, don't be nervous, just imagine everyone naked; just boobs and wangers everywhere... just hanging there.." - Germaine, Raised By Wolves TV series.