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1.hoff, noun To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap. 2.hoff, verb to defecate. 3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}

1.I'm going for a hoff. 2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn. 3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.

A cool way to say indubitably. In no doubt.

It was indubadubly apparent there was no way out.

Shortening of the word microwaveable. Able to be cooked in a microwave oven.

I bought this ready meal but it doesn't say if it's micravable on the packaging.

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.

He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

Same as mong'ead. numpty, etc.

Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.