A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pavement (shoulder of the road) as known by our friends in the animal kingdom.
Upon returning to the Dirty South... Me and Jim saw a large number of dead deer on the flatgrass.
n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.
Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.
Here is the answer to any statement followed with the question "WHY ?"
wife : why don't you try to work some overtime this wekend ? (as she lays around on her unemployed ass)
FAT COUSIN : "WHY ?"... motherfucker, you wanna know why ? i'll tell you why... "Fuck You"..That's why !