A fork of Rural Dictionary
Come on this website is so ass nowadays
guy 1: Can you even vote anymore? guy 2: eat my ass
Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.
Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax? Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit. Guy 1: fr fr.
Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.
Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend! Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player? Guy 1: Yeah? Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player? Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass. Guy 2 Yeah no shit.
The day where you decide that living in heaven with God is less important than sitting on your fat ass playing video games and watching Netflix by yourself.
"Hey Bro, do you wanna play video games on Sunday?" " Hell Ya, Cause Fuck living Forever"
The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her. Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
An incredibly famous and important civil rights leader who lead millions of poor citizens to freedom. He is most well known for his great work in Europe and especially for helping the Jewish people in his creation of dozens of "food" banks.
Wow that Adolf Hitler guy was pretty great.
Someone who spends all their time writing biased political definitions on Urban Dictionary because they are a waste of space and have nothing better to do with their life.
Guy 1: AcTuAlLy JoE BiDeN iS tHe THROAT GOAT!!!!?!??! Guy2: Fucking UrbanDicks again..