A fork of Rural Dictionary
amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
when you fart while masturbating
I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure
Sara: omg peggy is such a UAB
Jennifer: ikr even her name is ugly
You call that music?
Said when some bitch decides to blast their loser noise they call music, as a way of telling them to fuck off.
Basic Bitch: I love this song!
Me: yctm?
Grown married woman who's afraid to have sex because she doesn't want to get pregnant.
My wife is a preggophobe. She's afraid to have sex with me cause she doesn't want to be a mom
preggophile , preggophiliac, preggo ,pregnant, sex , FOBM