A fork of Rural Dictionary
The math you do as a republican to make yourself feel better.
Mathturbation: What Megyn Kelly told Karl Rove when Fox News Called the race for Obama. (see youtube video "Math you do as a republican")
"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected."
"Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board"