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Final Fantasy XIII

So metrosexual.

Final Fantasy XIII - The FF that I'll be GLAD to not play. Dude 1 : Did you see that awesome new protagonist Lightning? Isn't she hot? Dude 2 : No, it's fucking cloud with some pink hair and boobs. Dude 1 : They're reintroducing another black guy! Like Barret! Isn't that cool? Dude 2 : It would be, if he weren't wearing lime. Dude 1 : That Snow Villiers is such a badass. Dude 2 : I didn't know that all you had to do to be a badass was dress like a buccaneer outcast. Dude 1 : Hope Estheim kinda reminds me of myself. Dude 2 : Really? You look girly and gay? Do you wear makeup too? Dude 1 : Who designed these 'awesome' characters? Dude 2 : Nomura, but if you ask me, I think that they should bring back Amano. Final Fantasy XIII - The latest downhill.

by Fantasy Gone Downhill January 28, 2010