A fork of Rural Dictionary
Extremely loquacious due to drugs, continually talking like a meth addict (or a desparate salesman)
The pure Columbian white made me gabblacious for about four hours.
A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.
Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.
An open forum situation where drunken judgement is handed down, its directives usually being incorrect or ill-advised.
We held an early morning plastorum to determine who had taken a big dump the couch during the night when we were all passed out... or so we thought!
An Eastern European maid, servant girl or wench.
The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.
An overweight, aggressive or militant lesbian.
This vaginox insisted that the patriarchy was orthodoxy, then floored me with a right cross.
Noun, adjective. Faux-rude, the kind of humour a slightly risque accountant would use.
"Another boring frude email from Terry in Accounts sent me into a paroxym of humourless despair."