A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"
"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.
"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."