Country Dictionary

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Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018

Bennett Lax

When you cry and make a team. Normally it includes dads emailing coaches and many threats.

Yo did you hear what Simon did.

Yeah he pulled a major Bennett Lax.

by Fatman joe November 16, 2017