A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's. they will know my name. - Denrari "Rari" K.
The Fentjamin. The perfect blend of sweet, delicious Fent, and the smooth feel of a curvy blinkerton between your soft tender lips. The Fentjamin, have you had a hit today?
Aye bro yeah man that boypussy was sweet bro but the Fentjamin made it even better bro when he slid it between my cheeks bro. You gotta try it sometime man, it just helps me edge even harder bro. #Fentjamin4Lyfe
It's exactly what it sounds like
Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as... A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw. Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes? Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries. Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores? Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!