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A linebacker for the New England Patriots who attended USC. The San Diego Chargers drafted him with the fifth pick in the 1990 NFL Draft. The pick paid off, as Seau (pronounced "say ow") has recorded more than 1000 tackles in his career. Seau has also played for the Miami Dolphins in his 17-year career. He is destined to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Junior Seau was recently named a team captain by the Patriots. Sometime between 1998 and 2000, Seau had to restrain Ryan Leaf after Leaf cursed into a camera.
Mewtwo's favorite quarterback, Cade McNown is John F. Kennedy's brother.
Mewtwo chats with his very best friend about Cade McNown. Mewtwo: Say, Ilya. Who sucks more: Daunte Culpepper or Cade McNown? Ilya: Culpepper, without a doubt. Mewtwo: You're absolutely right, Ilya.
One of the greatest programs ever to hit BBC or PBS.
Mewtwo is the only Pokemon who watches the Teletubbies regularly.
The Atlanta Falcons' starting left tackle. He has started more than 200 games in his career. Drafted by the L.A. Rams in 1994, Gandy remained on the team's roster after they moved to St. Louis. Gandy has also played for the Pittsburgh Steelers (where he reunited with Jerome Bettis, another former L.A. Ram) and the New Orleans Saints.
The Philadelphia Eagles blundered when they drafted Bernard Williams in the first round of the 1994 NFL draft. 2 picks later, the Los Angeles Rams drafted Wayne Gandy. Williams was eventually banned from the NFL, but Gandy just entered his 14th season.
A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
1. A statue of someone's head 2. A woman's breasts 3. To break something 4. To catch someone red-handed; arrest 5. A failure, usually from sports
1. Maria kept a bust of her late grandmother's face in her living room. 2. Check out the bust on that ho over there! I'd love to grope those boobies! 3. Jennifer busted her leg while skiing. 4. Lawrence was busted for a hit and run. 5. Tony failed to live up to the hype when he was drafted, which made him a bust.
Everyone's favorite dog-fighting quarterback.
Mike Vick will have a dog fighting simulator coming out soon.