A fork of Rural Dictionary
the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
It’s bad. It’s really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, don’t get me started on the underwear.
I fear the end of days is approaching; be wary it is the apocalaundrypse! Let’s pray.
From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.
We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.
Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands
My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.
The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon
It’s what pirates use when they knit
Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!