A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female student who does a term paper on masturbation and does more research then actual writing. With Two in the Pink and a pen full of ink waiting for the muse to write.
Guy#1: So this student got the record for Masturbation while doing a paper on the topic of Masturbation. Wonder what if he got stumped would this be a case of Writer's cock? Guy#2: Awesome...I believe it would. But what if it was a girl. :) Guy#1: Then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of Ink and I shall I shall dub it.... "The Scholar" Hence, Use the Scholar make her Hollar. Guy#2: Dude, that's Shakepearean. Guy#1: I'm a Filthy Genius.