A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot. 2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass. Related Form: Carrot Topping a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.