Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Divk

A Dick a.k.a a penis that has been turned inside out thus becoming a "vagina". Also known as post op transsexual. Therefore proving science wrong creating a third gender making right wing heads explode.

I had surgery yesterday to complete me and I now have a divk.

by Fisherking June 18, 2017

funslayer

One who is known to habitually kill the fun from any party or event.

Don't invite David to Thanksgiving dinner because he's a raging funslayer, even when drunk.

by FisherKing November 10, 2013