A fork of Rural Dictionary
A twisted gay black clown that hosts a show for little childrens. The clown tries to get the little childrens to let him put his black penis in their mouths and right when they open wide, he hits them with a flour filled sock several times and scolds them for being so gullible and stupid.
C'mon little childrens, Let Homo d. Clown put his black cack in your mowves. Here we go, here we go... say ahhhhhh??? *whack whack* What da hell you thinking you faggot kid!? HOMO DON'T PLAY DAT!!!
While holding a record as one of the longest words in the English Language, it's origins can be traced back to circa 1964 when the Disney Movie was first released. Modern Etymologists explain the origin of the Term; While it appears that Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke had a loving working relationship during the filming of Mary Poppins nothing was further from the truth! Julie Andrews basically despised Mr. Van Dyke and believed he was constantly 'show boating' and trying to grab all of the attention from her. Julie had hold up in her dressing room and refused to come out for the next scene. Mr. Van Dyke knocked on her trailer door and said, "Ello, Ello, M'Lady! Hurry up Julie, we're doing the scene where you float down on your umbrella for the 'Magical Arrival' scene. It's reported that Ms. Andrews replied, "Fuck you! I hate you!! You're a 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag'!!!! And get away from my door!! Why don't you go eat "A Spoonful of Feces you Motherfucker!!!
Common use Nowadays: That guy over there thinks the movie 'Mary Poppins' was the Best Movie ever made! What a 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag'....
The act of birth or being born.
Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!
These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways. 1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones. 2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
What we've always had in the National Football League and every other Football league below that one. They like to shoot each other, shoot themselves, do ho's and drugs, murder, and fight dogs.
What ya mean you don't like Football anymore Tyrone?? What? You think those motherfuckers are shady? You know that there always be Pros and Cons in Football!
A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"
I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!
Any form of caveman Spermatazoa originating from males named Fred living in a city named Bedrock. After coitus with Wilma Fred would usually wipe his 'Yabba-Dabba-Goo' on a wash-rag, push the pelican's foot to open the bird's mouth (much like a trashcan) and drop the 'Goo' covered rag into the Pelican's Mouth. The bird at this point usually would turn, look at the camera, and say, "Bwawk! And you think you've got a shitty job!!' Bwawk....'
When Barney's wife Betty Rubble undressed herself thru the window with full knowledge that Fred was watching, it caused Fred to have an 'Erocktion' and spew his 'yabba-dabba-goo' on the side of Barney's house. When Barney found out that his wife Betty showed Fred 'the goods' he made mad violent love to Betty from behind and ended it with a 'Pterodactyl Punch' to the back of Betty's head thus knocking her out. (see donkey punch)