Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bebownbown

Among many other euphemisms: MJ; Can; Feeding the burrowing pigeon; Weed; Grass; Green; Stuff; Thing.

Unknown: Adryel!
Adryel: Whaaaa-ha? Bebownbown, bown, bown, bouwn, bouwn, ba-bouwn ... I just wanna fuck bad bitches!

Homies In The Street Light

1. A phrase coined by an art student, and later made popular around 2001.
2. A group of gangsters, or original gangster alike, who enjoy playing the game of basketball below street lights.

A basketball bouces into traffic
C-Dawg (To C-Dope): Awww-sheeet, let it go, let it go, the homies in the street light will get it.
C-Dope: 'Ight, 'ight...

Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

Schwatz

The lump of meat, often full of lacerations, that hangs below a male gymnast.

BFG: What the fuck, Big J?
Big J: Ain't nothin', man, that mother's tying gang busta--n'm', 'u?
BFG: Schwatz!

LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.

BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.

Face Time

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.