A fork of Rural Dictionary
An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building. See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you? Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger. Security Guard: For the badger? Gord: For the badger!
The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh* Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!