A fork of Rural Dictionary
Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them
Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties" Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"
Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it
I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!
The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long
Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?
Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!
The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously
Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.