Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Ovarian Cysterhood

A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them

Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties" Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Spread the Red

Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it

I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Regret Ring

The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long

Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?

by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012

Cannibal BBQ

Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse

Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!

by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012

Train Whistle

The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously

Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.

by Frankie Puscher July 30, 2015