A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen
A person that believe that black people are lazy and don't work, they can be of any race
Steven: "Hey jamal watch that old homeless man over there when your fixing that window" Jamal: "whys that boss?" Steven: "he's a pea picker" Jamal: "fuck another one"
A person that married someone that vomited on them
Im doing a Kate, the pickings are slim at closing time
It's a acronym for Scotty cuntface Ostrichfucker maccasshitter overlord or prime minister Scott Morrison
Jen - "Scotty cuntface Ostrichfucker maccasshitter overlord is a piece of shit, he keeps holding staffers down on lounges for them to be raped" Pastor Brian Houston- "Thats your husband you can't call him that" Jen- "I'll just call him SCOMO then pastor" Pastor Brian Houston-"that's better now suck this"