Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this You: yesn't

Dyslautism

Dyslexia + Autisim at the same time, guaranteed to mentally destroy someone.

Person: go die You: shut up, you have dyslautism Person: *dies*

Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent) Joe: why thank you, bob Bob: 00f

acoustic

Autistically attracted to music

person: *enjoying bad music* some guy: YoU'rE aCoUsTiC person: 00F

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die. the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh? Joe: like a metric fuckton. Bob: *dies*

Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites

Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51 Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*

ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.

person: you are dumb you: ur mom gay person: no u