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j.r.r. tolkien

Now famous 20th century fantasy author (1892-1973), professor and literary and linguistic scholar. Most notably known for his books The Hobbit (or There and Back Again), originally written as a children's book published in 1937, and The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. He also wrote Farmer Giles of Ham, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

J.R.R. Tolkien is commonly referred to as the 'Father of Modern Fantasy Adventure' novels.

talking shit

1. (v.) Speaking in derogatory terms of another or about a subject with which the speaker has little understanding. 2. (v.) To fart, rip ass

1. 'Don't listen to hizzle, my nizzle, he's just talking shizzle' 2. 'Hey, you talking shit again? I can smell it over here'

schmote

The small piece of flesh between a male's nutsack and pooper. Can induce temporary paralysis in a subject when encountering a sharp blow.

She kicked him in the schmote and he couldn't walk straight for a week.

rip ass

v. To forcefully fart, usu. loudly

'Dude, did you just rip ass?'