A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.
Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary: Cher Journal, Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best. Love, Sally.
A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.
Name something interesting about yourself. Sidney: Uh, my averageness?
One that steals information from someone else and tells people that the first person originally wanted to tell. Noodle being brain and snatcher being stealing.
Daisee: Did you hear who Katie is going out with? Maisee: You noodlesnatcher, I wanted to tell them!
Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.
Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today? Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.
A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.
Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why? Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.