Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Care Package

When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be: 1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you) 2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc) Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.

I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened! "I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."

by GO DJ HaKa December 25, 2017

Blow Yo Shit Back

To shoot someone, particularly but not limited to, the head region.

When we robbed Fort Knox, this general & vault guard kept saying there hasn't been gold in the vaults since 1953 and that we wasting our time. I told them "STOP FUCKIN' WITH ME BEFORE I BLOW YO SHIT BACK! BOTH OF YALL!!"

by GO DJ HaKa December 12, 2017

Round Trip

when u moving product (legal or illegal) so fast it doesn't even stay in your possession more than 12 to 24 hours, even less.

We used to move dope slow & on the slick , but nowadays we call them bricks round trips

by GO DJ HaKa April 15, 2011

Diddy Cocktail

Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra. Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.

Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!

by GO DJ HaKa April 24, 2024

Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Jesus Syndrome

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Vegiana

Louisiana Vegan, also known as Vegiana, is a Vegan from Louisiana who participates in its food culture. This can be but not limited to: Crawfish Boils (items may include boiled crawfish, shrimp, crabs, but not turkey necks sausage or non seafood meat) Mardi Gras ( King cakes, beignets etc) Festivals (poboy, boudin, cracklin, crawfish)

HaKa is athe founder & well known Vegiana from Lafayette, Louisiana.

by GO DJ HaKa April 14, 2018