A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.
We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.
Expressing feigned, sarcastic enthusiasm for a boring event or person, or unfortunate situation.
"That company picnic today was goooooyed!", "My mother in law is coming over today.... goooooyed!"
Alternative name for a cigarette.
Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.