A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")
"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting
"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"