A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following: (1)dressing/acting like trash, (2)not hooking up with you, (3)blowing your uncle, (4)believing anal sex = virginity, (5)throwing up on herself at a bar, (6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or (7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy. (This term is applicable to both men and women.)