A fork of Rural Dictionary
Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
Butt implant exploding while in tanning bed or under extreme heat.
Maria just left the tanning booth. She just had a butt popper! Look at her left butt cheek! Damn!!!
Large penis. The 3M.
She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.
Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
A person who tries to outdo everyone around them when it comes to life experiences and health issues. They also know everything on every conversation even though they don't possess the education and will power to shut there fucking mouths and be humble and listen.
Fran-Yeah, my grandfather just had another stint put in his heart so he can stay alive. Out do ya bitch-Oh yeah... Well my grandfather had 23 stints and lives in an Iron Lung. And he's still taking care of the family. He cuts hair at the weave store and is a Auctioneer at the VFW on Bingo nite!! Fran- Foo Lordy!!! You is a Out do ya bitch!!! Do you want a side order of fries with those lies? Your grandpappy died of ass cancer 7 years ago.
Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!
Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.
Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.