A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.
Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.
Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.
I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!
Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.
One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
When your at a truck stop using the bathroom and hear a truck driver in a stall undoing his pants and the belt buckle hits the floor before he sits down to take a shit.
Dude! I went in to wash my hands at the truck stop and heard truckers Droppin Belts stanky style!