Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 18, 2022

Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 18, 2022

Hoo Ha

A way to die on the toilet due to overdose

Elvis Presley hoo ha’ed out of this earthly realm

by Garrett 11 February 07, 2023