A fork of Rural Dictionary
What is better than 'wonderful' ? Two-derful
I am having a two-derful day !
What is better than wonderful ? twoderful !
WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!
The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.
When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.
Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
Fear of a bad neighborhood.
I cant go into that hood, I have ghettophobia.