Country Dictionary

6 April

National draw on your hands and arms day! On this day you just need to cover half of your arms with pen

“Boy”:why the hell did you draw on your hands and arms
“Girl”: because it’s 6 April!
“Boy”:ohhhh yes I fergot!

January the 19th

Make out with your best friend day!

Bestfriend#1 : we need to make out
Bestfriend#2 : why?
Bestfriend #1 : because it’s January the 19th of course! Did you forgot?
Bestfriend#2 : oh- yes I forgot
Bestfriend#2 : okay fine

19 January

Have gay sex on 19 January

Girl#1:hey wanna have gay sex?
Girl#2:why?
Girl#1: because it’s 19 January
Girl#2: oh okay sure

19 February

19 February finger a random person day!

Boy: ayo I need to finger you
Random person: ew why
Boy: because it’s 19 February of course