Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Owens Chap

Person that never shuts up and talks pure bullshit

Wow, Cam is such a gibbering idiot. He’s acting like Owens Chap

by Gecko lizard February 12, 2019

9 ball

Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.

Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball

by Gecko lizard February 12, 2019

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

Edgar Brit

Australian rhyming slang for a shit.

Also shortened to 'Edgar'

Where's the bathroom? I'm stinging for an Edgar Brit

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

Steaming Edgar

An exceptionally hot bowel movement

Fuck, I just dropped a Steaming Edgar. It felt amazing.

by Gecko lizard February 12, 2019