A fork of Rural Dictionary
A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing. Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows. Bob: What's the difference? Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
The butt of a monkey. A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person. What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner." "Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!" "Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"