Country Dictionary

Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.

Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!

Broctor

A doctor majoring in the studies of brology. People who typically help the unbrolike.

You should see Chad, he's a real broctor. He'll heal your case of unbroness.